Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to brighten your day than with some funny riddles and jokes? Whether you’re looking for brain teasers to challenge your friends or lighthearted jokes to bring smiles, we’ve got you covered. Here are 50 hilarious riddles and jokes that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone!
Funny Riddles to Test Your Wit
- What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock! - What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg! - I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?
An echo! - What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter ‘M’! - Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano! - What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle! - What has a neck but no head?
A bottle! - What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom! - The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps!
Hilarious Jokes to Keep You Laughing
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts! - Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - Why don’t sharks like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
More Funny Riddles to Crack You Up
- I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
A cloud! - What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
An artichoke! - What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge! - What goes up but never comes down?
Your age! - What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future!
More Jokes for Endless Laughter
- Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work! - How do you organize a space party?
You planet! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me! - Why couldn’t the leopard hide?
Because he was always spotted! - What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle! - What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud! - Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well! - Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
Final Set of Jokes & Riddles
- Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants! - Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go! - Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged! - What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away! - Why was the calendar so sad?
Because its days were numbered! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn’t work out! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing! - Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! - What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! - What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator! - Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker?
Because he was outstanding in his field!