Brazilian Jokes Why did the Brazilian soccer team bring string to the game? So they could tie up the score! What do you call a Brazilian who doesn’t like soccer? A tourist. Why don’t Brazilian soccer players bring umbrellas to the game? Because they can’t handle a dribble. Why did the samba dancer bring a … Read more
Winter Solstice Jokes Why did the snowman invite the sun to the winter solstice party? To melt the ice and break the ice! What do winter solstice and a math test have in common? They both have you counting down to the end. Why did the winter solstice start a comedy show? To bring light … Read more
Pottery Jokes What do you call a nervous potter? A kiln-trepid artist! Why was the pottery class so popular? It was kiln it! How does a potter get to work? By clay-muting! What’s a potter’s favorite type of music? Heavy clay metal! Why did the potter become a comedian? They had a knack for clay-ing … Read more
One Handed Jokes Why did the one-handed person become a gardener? They had a knack for “hand”-ling plants. What did the one-handed person say when asked for a high-five? “I’ll give you a high-one!” Why did the one-handed person enjoy cooking? Because they knew how to “single-handedly” whip up a meal. What’s a one-handed person’s … Read more
S’More Jokes What do you call a camping dessert that tells jokes? A S’More-dinner! Why did the S’More go to school? To get s’more education! How do S’Mores greet each other? With a marshmallow “Hi!” and a chocolate “Hello!” What do S’Mores use to fix their chocolate? S’More glue! Why did the S’More become an … Read more
Man With No Arms and No Legs Jokes Why did the man with no arms and no legs bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to have a high stool. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob. Why did the man with no arms … Read more
Cough Jokes Why did the cough go to the doctor? It wanted to get a second opinion! What do you call a cough that can sing? A hum-cough-er! Why did the cough go to school? It wanted to become a “cough-llege” graduate! What do you call a coughing insect? A coffin bug! How does a … Read more
Dead Dog Jokes Why did the dog sit in the shade all day? It didn’t want to be a hot dog! What do you call a dog magician? Houdini, because it always disappears when you need it! Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you can’t bury them in the sky! What do … Read more
Jokes About Black Holes Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one! What did the doughnut say to the doughnut hole? You complete me! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Did you hear about the guy who … Read more
Safari Jokes Why did the lion bring a ladder to the safari? He wanted to reach new heights! What did the giraffe say to the hippo at the safari party? “You’re one in a million!” How do you communicate with a fish during a safari? Drop it a lion! Why did the elephant bring a … Read more